
S.A.L.E.S.
And a mighty piece of sales in your business depends on a cute 4-letter word.
C.O.P.Y.
Amazing, isn’t it? You can move mountains without having to move your dreams from now to someday…one day. Just replace mediocre copy with great copy and BAAM! You got it.
Put it simply, you gotta speak to your audience in a way that makes them feel special and understood. And if your words hit home with your prospects, believe me , they’re gonna trust you, rave about you, and keep tingling to buy from you again and again…for as long as you exist (maybe even after that).
But you already know that, don’t you?
YOUR BUSINESS IS YOUR DREAM PROJECT THAT YOU WANT TO BE KNOWN, REMEMBERED, AND LOVED FOR. NOT SOME HALF-ASSED PLAN OR A FAD.
So communicating your real values, your soul’s mission, and your unique brand message is kinda big deal.
YOU KNOW YOU NEED COPY, BUT…
One (or more) of these soul-crushing disappointments chase you like tornado every time you try to straddle the boat and sit down to write for your business.
RESISTANCE: You face massive resistance when it comes to staying on track and keeping yourself motivated to bring that Blank Page of Doom to Bloom. Stress cleaning anyone?
OVERWHELM: You feel freakin’ overwhelmed. All over the place. Nauseous to be precise. You know too much about your products/ services (Because Hello? It’s YOUR vision). It gets hard to know which points would strike the right note and what to leave out, how to add your special scoop in your copy, OH! And then you need to sound professional and clear as well. Ugghhhh.
SALES: What you wrote is good but is it convincing enough to turn a reader into a buyer? How do you sound incredibly persuasive without being wordy, corny or pushy? Because aggressive selling is… YUCK.
Are any of the above statements true for you?
If you’re shouting HELL TO THE YEAH!!!, then CONGRATULATIONS, my friend! There’s nothing wrong with your brain’s dichotomy (and overall anatomy for that matter). PHEW!
You have a perfectly healthy, chaotic and creative mind + a passionate heart full of ideas. Brain-freezing, blanking out, or being excessively cautious about your stuff is totally human + normal.
I UNDERSTAND, THAT…
Sharing your message can be a chore instead of a joy.
Getting ideas out of your head and translated into something that instantly commands their unwavering attention can be hard.
Making your ideal clients nod at their computer screen because your message completely resonates with them can be challenging.
BUT IT DOESN’T ALWAYS HAVE TO BE THIS WAY.
What you need is a little hand-holding to get insane clarity about who your ideal set of audience is, a spoonful of wordsmithery, and a full dose of sales psychology…to indulge the reader, evoke emotions, and win clients + cash.
AND THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I CAN HELP YOU WITH.
Ready to let a pro breathe new life into your copy? So it can fully well do what it’s meant to do (make major impact and produce bankable results of course).

Click on the fancy buttons below to check out how we can roll together!

THE SMOKESHOW
Clear, Concise & Compelling copy on your website is your one-way ticket to Credibility, Clients & Cash. Period.
Typical copy = Typical results. And typical results are simply broke, sick and depressing. You didn’t choose this entrepreneurial path to go typical, did you? HECK NO! You wanna cast a smokin’ hot spell on your audience, charm them with your personality, and get them addicted to your stuff for a lifetime.
Whether you’re just starting out or are ready to tighten up your online presence with on-brand, done-for-you copy, this package is perfect for you.
The Smokeshow is for game changers, rebels, practical dreamers, trendsetters or anyone who isn’t afraid of showing their true self to the world …with a deep desire to make an impact and change lives on a larger scale.
This hot deal will get you 4 Pages of high-impact copy + 3 firecracking presents – almost everything you need for your brand messaging and communication.
- One tempting Home Page, tickling your readers pink with pleasure, excitement, and anticipation for more.
- One raw, real & refreshing About Page that nails your brand story and gets read by your readers with rapt admiration + builds a trusted relationship.
- One cash-creating long-form Sales Page or Work With Me Page that attracts + converts all the right people (Yeah! Your Dream Clients) in a way that feels natural, fun and…just plain GOOD.
- One Contact Page that inspires people to come out from behind the curtain and take action.
For being brave and upping your game.
- One professionally written short official Bio for promotion + collaboration with big guns.
- 5 customized Blog post ideas for your Blog or Guest blogging to market your shiz all over the internet with on-point topics.
INVESTMENT FOR ALL THIS SMOKIN’ GOODNESS: $3,497
Sweet, Right?

THE SALES (PAGE) FINALE
Great sales copy separates amateurs from professionals. And bad copy, eh? It’s like Avada Kedavra for your well-planned out launch – an unforgivable curse that brings about instant death (of your dreams) in a flash of light.
THE SALES (PAGE) FINALE gets you one well-structured and highly compelling sales page that…
- Talks straight to the heart of your audience
- Connects and tickles your prospects’ hot buttons
- Smoothly flows to the point of action (until they’re eager to buy)
Truth be told, if you ever wished to have a machine where you could toss a whole bunch of words + ideas and it spits back a clear and concise sales page that does its job. This is it. Your wish has been granted Love..
YOUR INVESTMENT: $1,997
Ready?

COPY GLAM
Maybe you’re a good writer. In fact you love writing your own stuff. You love it when your ideas, passion, and words flow…feels magical. But…YES! There’s this big BUT. Nothing draws your inner critic out more than going over your own copy.
- You hate selling. What you wrote is good but how do you fire your readers up and close the sale?
- Same ol’, same ol’ copy templates make you puke. You want your copy to sing so people can keep reading.
- Brain-dumping a hundred and ten ideas on paper isn’t going to cut it. You want your copy to be organized, smart, and witty.
Psssstttt: As every client has different number of requirements + pages, request a custom quote for COPY GLAM.

PREMIUM LAUNCH PACKAGE
“I sold out my program within 48 hours.”
“Investment in Maria paid 10 times over.”
“Average open rate of my emails was 40-60%”
“Brought in over $58K with only 200 fresh leads and a total list of under 1800.”
“Facebook lives’ engagement has more than doubled after working with Maria!”
“Enrolled 21 people into my program and generated $116,988 in revenue with 600 fresh leads and a total of 1300 people on my list!”
This is what happens when a direct response Copywriter & Sales Funnel Strategist (Yup! That’s ME) works with you on your launch.
Offers Get Created, Strategies Get Devised, Money Gets Made.
You see, working on your mindset and visualizing success for yourself is one thing (Keep that game strong), but to get real results? Getting off your ass and putting in the effort rocks the pond every time (we’re talking waves, not ripples).
So tell me, where are you in the entrepreneurial game right now?
- An idea sprouted in your mind one day, making its way to your heart and now it’s spreading like wildfire throughout your body (Passion project anyone?). But there’s a teeny-tiny problem. Extracting it from the depths of your being and putting pen to paper isn’t as easy as it sounds. You’re worried that you may get it all wrong and ruin its beauty & impact.
- You’ve already launched, with guns blazing and all. But did you hit home run? Probably not. The more you think about it, clearer it gets that launching an offer may not be all bells and whistles as you’ve been led to believe. You need a working strategy and you need it NOW! (Bravo for not giving up and learning from your lessons. I respect ya!)
- Or maybe, you’ve had tremendous success with your digital course or program launches, but it’s time to scale things up and have evergreen funnels in place to create continuous income + impact.
No matter where you are in your entrepreneurial journey, I’ll meet you there, loaded with sage business advice, simplified strategy and my magic quill (to write your high-converting copy).
The Premium Launch & Sales Funnel Package isn’t for the faint-hearted. This is the most exclusive way to work with me and the highest level of my attention to get RESULTS, so buckle your pants My Love, shit’s about to get real!
“What will I get?” You ask!
Well, everything you need to hit your BIG BOLD GOALS.
- A step-by-step, ‘Holy guacamole!!!! It all makes sense’ launch and sales funnel strategy
- A truly refined offer that gets people to promptly open their arms (for virtual hugs) and nicely-kept wallets… as some offers are worth melting for 😉
- Painless lead generation through organic and paid methods that best suit YOUR brand
- Action-inducing copy for your sales funnel (From Ad Copy and Opt-in Pages to Email Sequences and Sales Page, and everything in between)
Does technical side of things give you the jitters? Or maybe, you’re still looking for that perfect (and honest) Facebook Ad Person to trust your paid advertisement with?
Stop worrying. I’ve got you covered, smarty-pants.
Just let me know what you need and we’ll make it happen.
As this is a custom service, the investment depends on your exact needs and goals.
INVESTMENT STARTING FROM: $5,000
Ready To Shake Things Up?

You see, Copywriting isn’t a GUESS. It’s a PROCESS. A process that needs meticulous research, strategy, and wordsmithery.
Putting words on paper is simple. Putting words on paper that will cause a reader to reach for their wallet is not that simple.
Possible, but not simple.
Thrilled to have copy that pops and makes you money? Click this pretty little button below and fill out the form to hear back from me. Or if you got any questions, FAQs are right this way!
There’s a fine line between selling with sleaze and selling with ease. I prefer the latter. Do you?
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